No word of a lie - this is an actual telephone conversation I had with a guy who I met and exchanged numbers with the previous week - this is how it went.
Phone rings:
Me: Hello
g: Hey how u doing
Me: I'm good, what u upto?
g: What u got planned today, you want any company?
Me: Company... company for what?
g: I don't know, a shoulder to lean on
Me: I always need a shoulder to lean on - are we going out?
g: I don't take women out in this weather!
Me: why what's wrong with the weather?
g: It's cold
Me: cold - this is england, it's cold for 8 months of the year - so for 8 months of the year you won't take a woman anywhere?
g: (silence, then)... no no sorry babes, I do, I do, where do u wanna go?
Me: Nowhere! (in a disgusted tone)
g: (silence, then)... ok, well if u change your mind call me innit
Me: Yeah... of course!!!
Needless to say that was the last time I spoke to the 'g' man...
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Hmmm, it was over for me when he suggested you'd need a shoulder to lean on. LOL
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